Griffin Homey
For the first time since 1995, Easter has fallen on the sixteenth of April, and for the first time in eternity, it has fallen on Griffin Homey Micah Webster's birthday. Big shout out to Griffin, our falconry master, for completing his sixteenth year of life while also celebrating Easter. The Suavemores would not be the Suavemores without him. His denial of the prickly pear plant is inspirational to botanists around the globe, and Panera is continually grateful for his purchases of Dr. Pepper and chocolate pastries. He devotes himself to memorizing Panera's playlist and drafting emails to Susan. He is a Shakespearean scholar, an expert blog coder, and a true friend. The Little Hotties always find their way back to him. So, on this day where we celebrate unconditional love, let us take a moment to celebrate Griffin and his agave. Griff, may the falcons lead you always. Drive safe.
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